{"product_id":"orange-cat-droppings-coffee","title":"Orange Cat Droppings Coffee | Light Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003eCertified Specialty Grade Craft Beans. Zero Regrets. Maximum Tail-in-the-Air Disdain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e The pugs thought they owned the coffee game. Then they took a nap, and we knocked their entire inventory off the shelf. Welcome to Cat Droppings: The Orange Cat Edition—the first official coup in the Pug Droppings lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile the dogs were snoring, we hijacked the roaster in Bend, Oregon, to craft a roast suited for creatures with higher standards and significantly more chaotic tendencies. We took premium beans and roasted them light to lock in bright, zesty fruit notes, wild aromatics, and enough naturally dense caffeine to fuel full-throttle sprints down the hallway for no discernible reason. It’s serious coffee with an aggressively disrespectful mascot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePour a mug, keep your hands off our belly, and prepare to be ignored from higher ground.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMost coffee brands sell you sunrise serenity and peaceful woodland mornings. Pug Droppings gives you the raw, unvarnished truth: mornings are hard, your bed was comfortable, and your pug has zero patience for your delay in serving breakfast.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Roastify","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":52998321471800,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-SPL-BOX","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":52998321504568,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-SPL-BOX","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/8937\/0168\/files\/custom-e847d1fa-81a4-4f78-b023-6213dbb3ae10.png?v=1789909653","url":"https:\/\/puglife.com\/products\/orange-cat-droppings-coffee","provider":"Pug Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}